To the english and dolphin speaking public

First off, if you saw the BET awards the other night T Pain was wearing a big ass chain wasn't he? Makes it a lot simpler to describe it, eh?

OK, so my parents got divorced like 2 and a half years ago and now they choose to send me to therapy. My mom thinks I'm starting to get depressed so the other afternoon we went to this guy named Mr. Tortellini (wtf why am I seeing a pasta to tell me what's wrong with my life?), tall man, mid 30's brown hair with stray blonde that says he put highlights in years ago and never decided to dye it back to its original color or get them touched up. He was wearing a Hawaii shirt.

So the conversation was like.......

Pasta: So Darkangel14 how do you feel about the divorce?

Darkangel14: Well since it happened 2 AND A HALF YEARS AGO, I'm over it.

Pasta: *Scribbles little notes on pad and makes supposed understanding sounds* hmmmmm. And how do you feel about that?

Darkangel14: About them being divorced or me not caring about them being divorced?

Pasta: The divorce.

Darkangel14: I feel like it's my dad's fault because he didn't give my mother the attention she wanted. (mothers words, she'd be so proud) *blinks multiple times while pasta scribbles on notepad again.*

Pasta: How do you feel about that?

Darkangel14: Is that all you ask? You don't need to have a doctor's degree to repeat what a person says and ask 'how do you feel about that.'

Pasta: *scribbles on pad* Interesting *mumbles to self*

Darkangel14: WTF, What are you righting on that effin pad???? I've barely said anything.

Pasta: *Scribbles more on pad*

Darkangel14: *Snatches pad away from Pasta.* You think I have anger issues and most of my depression is probably a result of my dad leaving???? wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf???? Are you kidding??? My dad didn't leave. My mum said she wanted a divorce and kicked him out you twit.

Pasta: May I please have my pad back?

Darkangel14: Is this suppose to be a picture of a monkey on crack???? When do you have time to doodle???

Pasta: *starts to get agitated * STFU. Just STFU. I have a degree, I went through phycoloblahblahblah school and other important smart people stuff so therefore I am superior *snatches pad back* And I would prefer you to let me do my job and tell you how screwed up you are and how horrible and depressing you and your life are.

Darkangel14: *puts on best therapist face* And how does that make you feeeeel?

Pasta: *throws pad behind his head.* It makes me feel like I went through 7 years of college for nothing.

Darkangel14: *pats Pasta on the back* Poor boiled noodle.

OK so maybe I exaggerated a bit. Mostly he just asked me about my parents, the divorce, how it effected, my friends, etc. And then I left and my mum said I'd be seeing him 2 a week for like a month or something and I'm like 'are you kidding?' and then we went home and had pancakes mini sausages. Breakfast for dinner WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!

It's the end of the world as we know it.

So it's official. The cute altell guy and the verizin (sp?) wireless, can you hear me now, guy are on the same commercial. What type of world do we live in where 2 phone services commercials can't stay seperate? Shame on them with their largest calling network and over 80 million ppl, bleh.
Wow, the other day when I tried to brush my teeth I managed to get toothpaste on my hand, all over the sink and some how got it on the mirror. See the genius that is me.
Gawd it's like my parents are trying to starve me, i'm sooooooooooooooooooo..................................



Many more o's later
...oooooooooo hungry. I require food now. Because my day is sooooo boring and all I really did was chores and random computer stuff I'm just going to give you the link to the awesomest video ever. Not intended for impressinable (sp?) childeren or old ppl. May contain (does contain) language not suitable for some ppl. ENJOY!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE


wow the name of this video is perfect for this post. Tottally not planned.

Welcome people of the internet world

Hi and let me introduce you to the randomness that is me. As far as you will ever know my name is Darkangel14 and I will be your intertainer for the remainder of my blogging time. And I know what you're all thinking, 'why are you starting a blog now? It's the middle of the summer as we all no (except for maybe in the eastern hemisphere) and not very good blogging time.' That or WTF is up with tofu. Is it a meat, plant or mud? Important question!!!!! Instyways, you may also be wondering why my blog is called Welcome to the dark side yet my blog is bright. Well simple explanation, the black blog was depressing. I mean I seriously considered turning emo after looking at it. So I chose a red(ish pink with white and other random colors maybe that I don't remember) blog layout that screams candy cane. YUM! If you havent noticed already I am not the most focussed person in the world. I switch from 5 topics in one paragragh so GET OVER IT. I have horrible grammer, can't spell worth my life and tend to leave out most puntuations. If you still feel the need to read this than power to you. And I know i'm probably going to be the only person reading this but i'm still going to pretend like the blogging public gives a flying cats hind quarters.
As I bid you adu (word is some random language that I don't no that means good tiding, good bye etc.) the last thing i have to say is.......
Welcome to the dark side *strangers welcome* ;)