Crazy psycho parents and there sensitivety to my over use of words.

My mother just came in and said I spend to much time on the computer. To much time on the computer you say? No mother I disagree I spend just enough time on the computer not to go clinically insane from your attempts to over mother me all at once and Pasta's attempts to fix my life that's only resulting in my over consumption with desserts which shockingly is making me skinnier not fatter. This should be studied yes?
Mothers stares blankly walks out of the room and returns seconds later holding the phone to out to me saying my father wants to speak with me.
I say 'Hi' and father replies 'Hello awesome daughter who I love dearly even though I moved many miles away and only got you a boom box instead of an mp3 player for your last birthday unlike other divorce parents who usually want to spoil there kids. But getting back on topic your mother called, Speaking very fast and somewhat panicky that you went temporarily insane on her and she told me to tell you to calm down and threatend to send you here but since i am having sports night for the next 4 days that can not happen so I have decided to give you 20 dollars if you prove to your mother that you are not insane and that you have no need to be sent to my house and that I am an amazing father. I say 'ok' go to my mother and explained to her that at that exact moment I was completly stoned but am alright now and that she is a great mother and that father explained to me the errors of my ways so therefore being sent off to him is not needed. She just smiled that she wont have to invest more money in sending me to Pasta everyday and baked me a pie which I ate with Vanilla icecream.
So in the end of this I got 20 dollars, a pie and an old fashion lamp from the guy on the street corner by the gas station YAY!!!!! I apologize for my overuse of words and the fact that most of the stuff was shoved together in long rampages with a lack of punctuation but I do have a life and other stuff to do so I just wanted to do this before I forgot or the buzz from my frootloops && pie wore off.

24 days til success

(May just be able to make it)