20 questions

So while cleaning my room I found this amazing little toy called 20 Q, you may have heard of it. So I, bored as I was, decided to play this little toy and here's what happened.
-Presses little button-
20Q: Ready?
Me: Yes
20Q: Is it an....animal?
Me: No
20Q: Vegetable?
Me: No
20Q: Mineral?
Me: No
20Q: Other?
Me: Yes
20Q: Do you hold it when you use it?
Me: Yes
20Q: Is it used in travel?
Me: Sometimes
20Q: Does it come in a box?
Me: (I guess) Yes
20Q: Does it use electricity?
Me: No
20Q: Do you use it at work?
Me: Yes
20Q : You....Will.....Loooooose!!!!
Me: (cocky little thing aren't we?)
20Q: Is it hard?
Me: Sometimes.
I know what you thinking so shhhhhh that's not it.
20Q: Can you open it?
Me: No
20Q: Can it bend without breaking?
Me: (lol unfortunately) yes
20Q: Is it straight?
Me: Yes
20Q: Does it have writing on it?
Me: Yes
20Q: Is it made from paper?
Me: Yes
20Q: Is it made from paper?
Me: (You're getting warmer.) Yes
20Q: Would you give it as a gift?
Me: (A pretty lame gift) No
20Q: Is it used for communication?
Me: (I suppose) Sometimes
20Q: Is it multicolored?
Me: No
20Q: Can it be used for recreation?
Me: (idk) Unknown
20Q: Can you control it?
Me: (What does that mean?) Yes
20Q: Does a basketball player use it?
Me: No
20Q: Does it go inside other things?
Me: No
20Q: Does it store information
Me: Yes
20Q: You thought you were tricky. It's a business card?
Me: (AAAAH no) no
20Q: Do you open and close it?
Me: No (I've said this before)
20Q: Can it be used more than once?
Me: Yes
20Q: Does it involve contact with other humans?
Me: (Nope just dogs) Unknown
20Q: Do you carry it in you pocket?
Me: Sometimes
20Q: Can you play with it?
Me: Sometimes
20Q: I'm thinking, I will guess again, It's paper
Me: (Not exactly) No (Ha 20 Q)
20Q: You win!!!! Wanna try again
Me: No
So the thing was a notepad which Pasta was holding in his hand the whole time he was talking to me bleh.
Pasta: (presses record button on little recorder)
Me: What's that?
Pasta: Tape recorder.
Me: What's it for?
Pasta: I'm recording the conversation.
Me: Why?
Pasta: To help me study it later on. I can't memorize everything you say so I record it and think about it later.
Me: We've had a lot of session. Haven't you noticed I don't say anything that needs to be thought about later.
Pasta: I understand that but you never know.
Me: I want it.
Pasta: What? Why?
Me: Look I deserve to think about what is said in these sessions as much as you do. And I actually have a good reason.
Pasta: Good point
Me: So can I have them?
Pasta: I guess. So what do you want to talk about?
Me: Why are you saying this like I volunteered to be here? I don't care what we talk about.
Pasta: Ok, how is everything with your parents?
Me: Mom's still a bit over motherly and dads still a sports/ car fanatic about 20 miles away.
Pasta: What about the guy you told me about a while ago? How are things going with you and him.
Me: I don't know. We were suppose to go out last weekend but he canceled last minute and I haven't talked to him in a while.
Pasta: Hmmm, And how do you feel about that.
Me: Pretty damn pist. How do you think I feel?
Pasta: I think you transfer all your emotions into anger so you don't have to deal with them.
Me: Well that wouldn't make sense if i'm actually feeling anger now would it?
Pasta: (He struggled)
He went back and forth with me asking personal questions that I ended up ignoring and asked my own question in response. This went on and on. When it was almost time to go he asked me how my success countdown was going and I told him so so and he gave me a disappointed look. Before he could complain or give me self improvement homework my mom walked in. She asked to talk to Pasta and sent me out of the room. Then I had to go back in and here how my mom thought I was despondent, but how Pasta thought I was Improving so from now on I only have pasta on Tuesdays and Thursdays WOOOOH!!!!! Long day.

(19 days until success)

Pasta suggested that I change my days until success so its the day before school, great. I was only 2 days off so.....